Out with the old and in with the new

Hello Friends, indeed it has been a long time since my last post. Instead of dragging out this post I am going to keep it as brief and to the point as possible.

I have created a new blog which can be found here , my reason for doing so is the fact that I feel myself that after the end of secondary school, something changed in me, perhaps I found myself a little more sure footed way on the road that is life,  regardless I feel that it is now time to bid farewell to a blog that was written by myself as a child and to introduce you all to the blog I write now as a young adult, I plan to update this new blog more regularly as I know in my heart and soul I could and should have been more committed.

For those of you that read my blog, I thank you for taking the time to give me the courage and confidence to continue this, 600+ views to me is a lot and I appreciate it so much, I did not think that people would even take an interest in this at all, my whole reason for starting this in the first place is the fact that one of my best friends also Blogs on a regular basis, Her name is Zoe Figgle and you can find her Here, she is very funny, full of character and is a great writer.

Thank you all for the views, the confidence it has provided me with is a gift I can never repay to you,  it has been a pleasure.

Hasta Luego,
-T

Get Ready for Christmas Bitchesss!

Well its that time of year again! The part where you snuggle up next to the fire, wear all those extra clothes and use the excuse of being cold just so we can practically sit on people (which is what I do already anyways) just for the fun of it.. Well here's to not getting kissed under the mistletoe for more years than worth mentioning (its never happened :l) but there is something different about Christmas this year and I just cannot put my finger on it..

I don't even want any presents or people to tie up this year/keep in my basement till they love me forever.... *rubs cat* (yeah I'm into fetish) (JOKE) I guess that is the official mark of a cat crazy interwebs addict...excuse me my granny just coughed on me -_-

Is it weird that I always seem to start listening to Ellie Goulding for crazy amounts of time when it comes to Christmas like every year? I fear somewhat that it may be something to do with issues in the past and the fact that I would have listened to her when there was problems in my life and I could somewhat relate them to some of her songs? but now all those problems no longer exist yet here I am still listening to the same songs every year with the addition of one or two every time? I like to call it Ellie-itis! Which is a good name or just plain cheesy? You decide on that one.

I have been surfing the interwebs and I have finally located a picture of what I am trying to describe and here it is:

Don't even ask me why one man would being so loving of a big onion..I don't get it but that's not going to effect him or that Cheshire cat grin on his face but honestly if I didn't have the leaving cert in my life right now I would probably be as happy as that! but I shall not turn this into a depressing, dragged out, boring blog about typical boring things like school or problems in my life what I aim to do with these blog is to take you away from your life for even 5 minutes a day maybe you'll even get a laugh from this, it might cheer you up or just have an Internet laugh which usually involves blowing more air out of your nose than usual which I would imagine is most people (if even)

Since its Christmas I thought that I might name out the things over the years that I wanted from Santa (Parents after 12 years old) and then what I got!

Okay I'll start on my fifth Christmas because I can't remember before that..

5th Christmas Wanted: Friends got: Dog

6th Christmas Wanted: Dog Lead Got: Puppy

7th Christmas Wanted: Bike Got: new tyres for the old one

8th Christmas Wanted: to go to jumping jacks got:went to jumping jacks

9th Christmas Wanted: go kart got:A go kart

10th Christmas Wanted: Bike Got: mountain bike

11th Christmas Wanted: ps2 Got: ps2

12th Christmas Wanted: A good Phone got: an LG flip phone <3

13th Christmas Wanted: A Smartphone Got: a dumb one

14th Christmas Wanted: Bike Got: A Bike

15th Christmas Wanted: Camera Got: A Camera

16th Christmas Wanted: ps3 got: ps3

17th Christmas Wanted: Crate of Budweiser Got: We'll just have to see ;)

Yeah so the best present that I have ever got that wasn't actually actually for Christmas was my dog Scamp who is still here today had her from a puppy and love her so much! 10+ years old now and she is a collie, sheepdog cross :)

Anyways Guys if I don't write another blog again soon...

Day 9!

Hey!Im back!
After a while (nearly a month) of doing nothing very interesting I decided to write another entry to my blog!
Okay as you may or may not know my life is not very exciting unlike Miley Cyrus' etc etc my main point here is that not much has happened since I wrote my last blog.
Currently on the phone to my friend who just farted on her phone and says its smelly now *waits for the febreze ad to play* 
Sixth year thus far has been a complete drag and has had a catastrophic effect on the amount of food I eat, the amount of free time I have for exercise and sleep (same thing) also I would say my social life if I actually had one mostly its just me in a bra on omegle with Kesha (must do that again soon!!!)
Okay so recently I got myself a new dog, his name is Woodie and he is brown and white Springer Spaniel who is a complete nutcase but deep a sweet loving dog but he is very affectionate when he wants to be or is not doing laps of the garden or leaving somethin nasty for me to pick up later (GLAMOROUS)
 ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3EMq1Muo-w )
I have developed a habit of saying the following words or phrases:

• YA NASTY
• GLAMOROUS
• OKURRT
• FIERCE
• BITCH
• ASSHOLE
• WHORE
• HEY ITS PARIS
• WHERES MY VAGINA GONE
• WHERE'S KESHA
• WHERES THE ALCOHOL
• TWERK IT
• MILEY CYRUS RELATED FAIL
• THEY LIKE WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE TWERK BEND IT OVER MAN MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE (literally taught it to all my friends)
• I LOVE KESHA
• IM YELLIN TIMBER
• BASIC ASS BITCH.

yeah just thought Y'all might have a giggle or somethin of it and seen as I'm studying tomorrow (probably won't work out) and its 1 a.m. and I'm not even near my bed I better sign off
Night All and remember
YA NASTY
-T.

Day 8! (After many days)

Greetings! To whoever has not given up on my blog yet! Big thanks to every one of you for the support, it means the world! :)
So yes!..yet again it took me almost 2 months to actually go onto the laptop and write a blog because I have just been so busy kicking the leaving cert in the nuts :l and beating down the crowd of people that keep mistaking me for Beyoncé because of my fierce tan! Em no.. not really I feel like I am being literally imprisoned inside my school,classes and at home because there is just a constant sense of School,study,exams,the leaving cert and to be honest I get out of there as quick as humanly possible and my brain goes into Sweet Brown Bronchitis mode...

and to be honest it reminds me that some part of my brain is still sane and thinks that it is absolute insanity that everyone should have to give up an entire year of their life just for one exam that can either make or break you ad the problem is there are three things you are expected to be able to handle
1) Study and good Grades
2) Enough Sleep
3) Social Life
 and i Can tell you I can't even manage one of those let alone three! I barely sleep enough as it is and its not as if I'm going out getting Amanda Bines'd at the weekend like the last time I went out (that I can recall now at half 2 in the morning) is the end of summer or the weekend after?
My Weekends consist of Homework,study,a cycle or two, washing the cars, walking the dogs, tv, twitter and bed! Not exactly the most exciting life compared with other people in my year seen as most of them are probably at a house party or something right now but at least I have my music because honestly if I didn't listen to at least a song a day I would have the worst moods ever,would not do anything,have any friends,I would just eat A LOT instead like even more than I do now (like let me just give you an insight into how much I eat in a day, you see those presses full of food over there? no? yes..mother it is time to go shopping)
Also! Just random blog fact Lady Gaga played a small role in the sopranos!! I saw that on the Wikipedia about her which I have to mention is VERY in depth! Y'all should fo real look it up some time tho like seriously if you are as bored as I am on a daily basis and actually have the free time (unlike me right now ad for the foreseeable future) and guys for real seriously if you want workout music or are into trance,house,techno or just awesome remixes this is the site for you>>> www.livingelectro.com honestly I have like the best workout playlist ever now I love the music that I get off there and the best things its all for free and it sounds great with SRS Premium Sound if you have that on your laptop or FULLSOUND on any Philips Mp3 player/Phone or Beats I would imagine although I don't have a HP laptop or beats because I think they are just over-rated A LOT..LIKE A LOT but any who that's just my opinion
Also another rather sad stupid fact is that Russian Parents that have children cannot tell them about gay people..What is the world literally coming to I would just love to meet the guy who made up that law I would imagine that his head is so far up his ass he probably doesn't realise what kind of a monster he is..
Also I am in need of a haircut like badly #Hippy Here
Did you ever elect people on the student council and they give this big inspiring speech and how they are going to do so many wonderful things if they get elected and once they are elected they just go back to being normal students apart from the fact that some of them get out of class early because they wanted to?..like come on all I want is soap in the bathrooms seen as there has never been any there as long as I have been at my school which is disgusting and not that I use the toilet much in school but god when you want to wash your hands after? Think of where you are putting that bacteria on your hands, touching everything leaves traces of everything and I'm not saying I'm a neat freak but God I have limits to how much I can bare before I lost my marbles with these people..bet the teachers have soap in the bathrooms? of course..
Speaking of losing my marbles WHY are old people in red Nissan Micra's still allowed to drive?! I swear to christ..I was driving around town going to shops with my mother yesterday and there was an elderly person behind me and to be honest when I got home I never wanted to use road transport for the rest of my life, that woman scraped two walls while pulling out of Dunnes Stores Carpark, nearly killed 1948461326489 pedestrians and a Canine which was crossing the road, Okay I see you there GLADDICE! What did I tell y'all about drivin in the rain?! I GOT ONE NERVE LEFT AND YOU'RE DRY HUMPIN IT..#StressedOut
Also there was more people mistaking me for Lana Del Rey and waving and asking for autographs and photos and im sitting there like

 GUR BAY!
Anyways guys Hope I made you giggle! (a.k.a blow more air out of your nose than usual!)
I stayed up till 03:09 writing this sitting on the bowl so #Respect a fellow hoe
Sleep Tight, Loose Bitches
XoXo
Beyoncé Del Rey

The first day of school

Well for my blog today I was thinking about writing up a diary (sort of) every few days or so from the day I started sixth year but I have a feeling readers may not find it very interesting do I will try and do blogs about other things too when I can

 

So today started off with standing outside the office for about 15 minutes waiting for my friend to go get his journal and pay (like most people do) and so then a couple of my other friends start coming in and when he's finished we all head off then the bell rings and our new principal of the school is determinedly hoarding all the students into the hall for the big speech about 6th year and the first day back, so I'm sitting there beside Zoe Figgle and we are taking and joking about (I mean trying not to piss ourselves tbh)I swear she does it on purpose and then I just sort of moaned like trying not to laugh and it was the only sound in the ENTIRE hall I was mortified but luckily it was so high pitched everybody thought it was a girl (good or bad thing?) 

After that we went to our first class which was really our 2nd class as we had spent the majority of an hour in the hall so I get to the class and its LCVP with a teacher who has had his vocal cords removed and replaced with this constant mumble (kidding obviously he smokes like an oil rig fire) so I spent the majority of that class trying to lip read through his beard which went no-where so he just wrote it up on the board seen as nobody had any idea what he was saying 

Anyways a few classes later and I was in DCG so sir was talking all about grades and projects and the like and then he tells us to take out the folders and sets which are in a cabinet at the back right hand side of the classroom and seen as I was sitting right next to them I get up and start pulling folders out and a folders later and a few guys behind me thought it would be funny to knock my head into a press which they proceeded to do I kept quiet as I almost always do seen as not many people that I would be friends with are in that class, anyways I just picks myself up dust myself off and continue to root through the folders and then another one of the guys decides it would be funny to grind up against me and I turn round and there is this little fucking dwarf standing behind me trying to make it look like he has done nothing wrong

This brings me to what I want to talk about in this blog besides my boring school life

Bullying:

First and foremost I do not ever, Ever, EVER stand for bullying and I never will, having had a harder time with bullies in primary school I would not wish it on anybody else ever

I have witnessed bullying to the point of suicide and it is something to be taken very seriously..We are in a crisis in that most people do not realise or throw a blind eye to what is happening, they don't see just how serious that it can become, there have been numerous accounts of suicide due to bullying and people who have been killed for what they believe in, I do consider this as bullying also no matter how small a thing you say to somebody you don't know how much your stupid comment can multiply and be so much more serious to the victim..you have to realise that what you said could have just pushed somebody over the edge..Could you live with that? On your conscience? For the rest of your life? So next time think before you say something to someone just because you think it might be funny or to show how cool you are in front of your friends..if one of my friends or anybody I know was bullying anybody important to me I would BEAT THEY ASS

The fact is that there is other people out there that are and have been bullied and are surviving it and moving on, some hold grudges but that depends on you, the fact is that if something is happening to you there is somebody somewhere that cares and I promise you that after it all you will be a stronger person and it does get better (And I am in no way telling you to get bullied so you can get better) 

You are not alone. 

There is always somebody you can talk to.

Never be afraid to tell somebody

Bullies are weak shitty people that deserve your time or attention, there are more important things in life to focus on.

The best advice that I have ever received

"Don't give a single fuck about anything other than those people and things worth giving a fuck about" - My Sister

Anyways guys just thought I'd do a quick update seen as I can't sleep and its 12:36 a.m. I better try to knock myself out so I'm not dead tomorrow 

Remember there is one of you on this Planet, you're here for a reason, it's up to you to find out what it is

Take Care and Much Love Readers

T

The Final Countdown

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..Kill Me now please.... Yes you guessed it..it's that time of year again when the summer ends, the kids go back to school and the studying begins once again but trying to forget that I only have 41 hours left of freedom till the 7a.m mornings start

But on a lighter note (with much thanks to Zoe Figgle!) I have almost 100 page views!!! Which is almost 100 more than expected which is AMAZING!!! I am so delighted that somebody is reading the crap I post up when I have some free time which is generally at one or two in the morning (Yes I am officially a night owl I guess?!) so first of all I would like to thank Zoe Figgle (her blog is right here: http://zoefigglejustagirl.blogspot.ie/ )  for helping me out as my blog is starting up and helping me get some readers!! I'll do my best to try not make you regret starting to read these! but in this blog I thought I would focus it around something completely different than what I was talking about at the start (because I am just that interesting you're probably glued to this right now.. :/ ) so the topic today is Homophobia and Homophobic assh..I mean people.

So to start of this 'discussion' (more of a rant) I'm going to explain what exactly homophobia is via the dictionary meaning and my view (Hide yo kids. hide yo wife. hide yo husband cause explicit shit right hurrrr)

Homophobia:

Web definitions: prejudiced against homosexual people

My definition:

Ignorant ass fucking people (usually Christians or fucking conservative people) who think they can control other people lives and take away their right to love, to marry and to be equal just because they think its wrong by the bible because they pick and choose which bits of the bible that they want to talk about and which are relevant

Sighing so hard writing about these FUCKTARDS ( Made that purple because that is the colour to wear to show support for the gays! )

So in honour of pissing off the conservatives I am writing the rest of this blog in purple (because I cant figure out how to do rainbow writing yet)

So basically, these people think that Lesbians, Gays, Bisexual and Transgender people are not real people, that they do not deserve basic human rights such as public displays of affection between these people, to marry one another and live a happy life like the majority of straight people.

I don't think this is right primarily because a human is a human no matter what height, hair colour, eye colour, gender, sexual orientation it does not matter we all deserve these rights and a law will not change us it is up to us to change our opinion on this but whether we do it is another thing but hearing all of these people trying to 'beat the homosexual demon' out of their children in these communities where religion is very prominent and the killing of gay teenagers in countries such as Africa.. even a boy was shot when he was 12 by a fellow classmate in the US, What kind of things must have been in his head that he felt that this homosexual child was such a bad person that he deserved to die that just says to me that his parents just do deserve a parent of the year award like seriously great job guys your 13 year old son is going to be in prison for the next 30 years..this was so serious that Ellen DeGeneres actually talked about it on her show and was even getting emotional about it, I think the homophobic proportion of the human population is a fucking disgrace not only because of the way that these people are being treated, categorised and having their rights stolen..it's the fact that out of everything on this planet homosexuality is witnessed in every species of animal but homophobia is only on this planet because of us, we are the only homophobic species on this planet..

....Well I would like the entire human race to stop for one minute and stand up and give yourselves some fucking applause..because that is something to really be proud of..like really don't even sit down again just stand there clapping like a retarded fucking seal for the next few minutes...when you're done do me a favour  and just keep clapping because honestly homophobic people are about as fucking smart as you fucking stupid bastards standing there clapping right now..

(HEAVY SIGHING)

I can't even begin to comprehend the stupidity of the human mind..we have faith in religion and faith by definition is the belief in something without evidence and frankly I don't believe in that because I'm not an idiot..

Also the fact that people are so gullible into being talked into things staggers me..how a preacher can spend a half an hour with a christian man and convince him to disown his gay son and to send him to one of those idiotic camps where they 'attempt' to turn gay men straight...................................(more sighing)

I can't.

(SIGHS)

Can they comprehend that humans are born with their sexual orientation in their genes and that cannot be modified with prayer or a retarded camp where they basically torture people..they leave there with nothing more than an empty mind, no self esteem and a hatred for who they are, the fact that people have had to stay in intensive care for up to a month because they were so badly nourished that they were on the verge of death explains itself but what I cannot understand is that every time this happens the question the parents and they state that they 'did not know that's what the camps did' like seriously I am wondering of a word that I can describe them with like a mixture of fucktard with homophobe and selfish..oh yes it's starts with CONSERVATIVE..can't say the last word because I'll probably get arrested 

The fact at the end of the day is that it is not up to a law to change people its up to people to change a law, because a law cannot change us..we have to do this ourselves..

Anyways guys that's it for this Blog if you enjoyed it and agree with me why 

not hit that follow and if you don't follow me anyways

I leave you with one picture which describes what I'm trying to say here

The fact about this picture is that you do not know whether the photo is a girl and a boy,a boy and a boy or a girl and a girl and to be honest it shouldn't matter

Oh by the way, haters don't comment I don't need to hear it

p.s Good luck to everybody starting back to school and best of luck with your year and whatever you choose to do with it whether that is going back to school, college or your job try to see the lighter side of everything stay positive and most of all be careful it's a big bad world out there and it's even worse if you're on somebodies bad side so stay good people!!

Much Love

Bubble Butt

Tom

Day 5!

He's guys me again! I don't know how long it's been since I did a blog last I'm sure that it has been at least a week since I did my last blog and nothing much has changed since then but I have gotten my hands on an iPad mini thanks to my mother (it was an early birthday gift) and I am super excited for iOS 7 to be released soon!!! 

By the way if you guys didn't know I am reasonably techie! So in this blog I have decided to talk about my few favourite features of iOS 7, from having used this operating system for the last 4 or so updates it hasn't really changed dramatically but this may be a good thing as it is one of the most stable operating systems I have ever used and its stability is what makes this OS a benchmark for most rivals in fact I would rather have a computer running iOS than a version of windows (based on my windows experience) but my just to mention a couple of my favourite features since iOS 5 is not really a well known feature but nevertheless it is a useful feature,THE DICTIONARY! And I guarantee that at least 50% of all iOS users have no idea about this hidden feature and how I discovered this was that every time that Apple releases a new iOS it says just underneath it in small-ish writing 'over 200 new features ' and one of my favourite thing to do is go through the entire interface and find all these new changes and improvements which generally takes me around a day or so to find them all

Another feature is the emoji keyboard and seamless integration into everyday apps like twitter or Facebook 

Also my last favourite feature is Siri! Who has learned my voice over time and now all the commands are seamless as she finally understands what I'm saying (after much practise) and now dictation is on point and the list of commands is reasonably long although a command missing here and thee but do not let that throw you off

Anyways I am sorry guys that this blog is so short and probably boring (for those who aren't interested in technology) but I just figured I should write another blog seen as I am going to be starting school again soon and this is an important year and I am not looking forward to all the hard work, lack of social life and pressure that this year brings 

Anyways hopefully will post again when I can, good luck in your lives and remember 'Hakuna Matata!'